In 1938, aliens touched down in New Jersey. Director Orson Welles and local police covered it up as a “radio show,” claiming that it was fictional–but we know the truth. They visited us once, and now they might be back.
Multiple alien sightings were reported March 31, and many worry about a possible invasion. Records from 1938 suggest that they come from Mars to attack humans and seek to colonize our planet, but sources disagree on their motivations.
What is unable to be verified is whether these are the same aliens. Each witness of these sightings expressed different concerns and encountered a unique set of events.
Naisha Ruchandani (‘28) was the subject of an alien visitation and claimed that they seek to study humanity’s snacking habits. While this might seem harmless at first glance, her account could be interpreted as ominous.
Ruchandani said, “One of the aliens tried to open the bag of chips in my kitchen but they ended up smashing it and there were crumbs all over.” Their inability to handle delicate human operations could be a warning: perhaps their well-intentioned human research project could lead to disaster.
Afiya Sheik (‘27) went on a space trip with these aliens. “I saw this big rectangular cube in my room. I walked in, and I felt rumbling. I looked out the window, and suddenly I was in the sky!”
Not every experience was positive. Science teacher Mr. Brian Patterson said, “There was mass hysteria: people running, grabbing their families, running to hide in the cornfields. This Martian men business should not be taken lightly.”
Despite countless accounts to the contrary, governments and mainstream science establishments continue to insist that
aliens have not made contact with Earth. Could they be hiding something?
The reports of drone sightings last December were widely denounced as mass hysteria and conspiracy by the media. New Jersey residents, who just wanted to know what was going, were painted as superstitious, paranoid, and gullible.
Disproving claims of increased drone activity would have been easy enough. Why didn’t skeptics invest in a camera capable of recording clear images?
There are also free apps that show airplane flight paths. If they were willing to spare the effort, even a run-of-the-mill citizen could prove that the UFOs in the night sky were not drones, but planes.
We’re not seeing any concrete evidence because if it exists, it doesn’t support the claims that everything is normal.
The extended silence from the federal government is cause for more suspicion. It is proof that whatever they were dealing with was something so out of the ordinary that they did not know how to handle it.
The December drone fever can safely be attributed to alien activity. The placating headlines, lack of clear images, and unsatisfactory federal response are clear indicators of extraterrestrials.
But as a society, we’ve seen and heard real evidence of what the government did not disclose. There are multiple witnesses to an incident that proves that aliens are in fact, very real, and intend to interact with humans for their own motives.
Some eyewitnesses believe that it is needless to panic. Traditionally, Martians are thought to be a danger to human civilization, but the experiences of these individuals lead to something else.
“I had a nice area view of the Earth, and the Martians dropped me back in my room,” Sheik said.
She rated her experience a 10/10 and she “would do it again.” The response of the Martians is a surprise: they did not harm any humans; instead they interacted with kindness and understanding.
Similarly, Mr. Patterson doesn’t fear aliens. “I think they’re out there, but I think they just want to make contact and learn something from us,” he said.
It would be wise not to be overly optimistic, though. Life is not a PG science fiction cartoon; if aliens have the means for interstellar travel, it’s a good bet that they have the means to hurt us.
